When good vibes aren’t enough to block out the chaos, wrap yourself in this Personalized “Not Enough Sage” Tarot Card Woven Blanket. Featuring a skeleton mid-cleansing ritual, surrounded by burning sage, candlelight, and portraits of questionable ancestors, this quirky tarot card–inspired design says what we’re all thinking: “Crystals charged, sage lit… still dealing with you people.”
Great for snuggling, keeping warm during outdoor adventures, or sitting on at the park, this blanket blends mystical humor with everyday exhaustion. Personalize the bottom with your family name or a custom phrase for a hilarious and heartfelt touch.
Made in the USA
Personalize with your family name or personal name for that special touch
Product Highlights:
Available in three sizes: 37x52, 50x60, 60x80
Material: 100% cotton yarn with colorful fringe
Woven design with textured detail and rich color
Eye-catching tarot card aesthetic
Great gift for spiritual skeptics, incense lovers, or families who know the struggle is real
Each piece is crafted to order, making your blanket truly one-of-a-kind.
Multiple colours
Choose from a wide palette to perfectly match your space and style.
Personalized
Add names, dates, or meaningful words to make it uniquely yours.
Shipping
The turnaround time for orders varies depending on the season. Order processing on ordinary days (excluding holidays) is within 2 to 3 business days. However, on peak seasons (including holidays), you may experience a slightly longer processing time of about 3 to 5 business days due to a high volume of orders.
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