When good vibes aren’t enough to block out the chaos, wrap yourself in this Personalized “Not Enough Sage” Tarot Card Woven Blanket. Featuring a skeleton mid-cleansing ritual, surrounded by burning sage, candlelight, and portraits of questionable ancestors, this quirky tarot card–inspired design says what we’re all thinking: “Crystals charged, sage lit… still dealing with you people.”
Great for snuggling, keeping warm during outdoor adventures, or sitting on at the park, this blanket blends mystical humor with everyday exhaustion. Personalize the bottom with your family name or a custom phrase for a hilarious and heartfelt touch.
Made in the USA
Personalize with your family name or personal name for that special touch
Product Highlights:
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Available in three sizes: 37x52, 50x60, 60x80
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Material: 100% cotton yarn with colorful fringe
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Woven design with textured detail and rich color
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Eye-catching tarot card aesthetic
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Great gift for spiritual skeptics, incense lovers, or families who know the struggle is real