Personalized Cereal Killer Tarot Card Woven Blanket Custom Funny Gift Throw
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Add 3 blankets to your cart and the lowest-priced one is free. Mix any designs & sizes — applied automatically at checkout.
📏 Size guide: which size is right for me?
Small · 37″ × 52″: lap or travel throw. Great for kids, pets, or a reading chair.
Medium · 50″ × 60″: our most popular size, the classic couch throw.
Large · 60″ × 80″: covers the top of a queen bed or wraps two people on the couch.
Every size is woven from 100% premium cotton with fringed edges. Mix sizes freely; they all count toward Buy 2, Get 1 FREE.
Add a deadly dose of breakfast humor to your cozy game with this Personalized “The Cereal Killer” Tarot Card Woven Blanket. Featuring a skull rising from a vibrant bowl of cereal, surrounded by magical symbols and retro vibes, this blanket is a hilarious homage to the cereal-obsessed and spoon-wielding legends.
Great for snuggling, keeping warm during outdoor adventures, or sitting on at the park, this blanket makes a killer gift for cereal lovers, late-night snackers, or anyone whose favorite crime is a second bowl. Add a personalized name and date below the design for a unique and unforgettable touch.
Made in the USA
Personalize with your name and date for that special touch
Product Highlights:
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Available in three sizes: 37x52, 50x60, 60x80
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Material: 100% cotton yarn with colorful fringe
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Woven with rich, textured detail and bold design
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Tarot card-inspired illustration with retro flair
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Great gift for cereal addicts, breakfast champions, or fans of quirky humor
Common Questions
How does Buy 2, Get 1 FREE work?
Add any 3 personalized woven blankets to your cart. Mix any designs and sizes, including photo blankets. The lowest-priced blanket is free, applied automatically at checkout. No code needed. One free blanket per order; can’t be combined with other discount codes.
When will my blanket arrive?
Each blanket is woven to order in 2–4 business days, then ships free within the U.S. in 2–5 business days. Need it sooner? Choose Express (1–2 business days) at checkout.
What is it made of, and how do I wash it?
100% premium cotton. Your design is woven into the fabric, not printed, so it won’t crack, peel, or fade. Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle; air dry or tumble dry low. No bleach.
Can I return a personalized blanket?
Because each blanket is made just for you, personalized items can’t be returned once production starts, so please double-check spelling, names, and dates. If your blanket arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, email admin@funlifenow.com and we’ll make it right.
Can I ship it directly as a gift?
Yes. Enter the recipient’s address at checkout. Each order ships to one address, so place separate orders for different addresses.
More questions? See all FAQs or email admin@funlifenow.com.
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Made by Our Family for Yours
Hi, we're Chad & Annie Williams. Chad designs every FunLifeNow blanket himself here in Bellingham, Washington, and each one is woven to order in the USA from 100% premium cotton. We're a small family business with our kids Hannah and Carl, and every order means a lot to us. Read our story →
More Than a Blanket — It’s Personal
What makes FunLifeNow truly different isn’t just how our blankets are made — it’s what they represent. Whether it’s a gift, a memory, or a moment, every blanket is designed to connect people, celebrate stories, and create lasting meaning.
Because the best blankets don’t just keep you warm — they bring you closer.