Personalized Alien “Beam Me Up” Woven Blanket Custom Funny Gift Throw
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Add 3 blankets to your cart and the lowest-priced one is free. Mix any designs & sizes — applied automatically at checkout.
📏 Size guide: which size is right for me?
Small · 37″ × 52″: lap or travel throw. Great for kids, pets, or a reading chair.
Medium · 50″ × 60″: our most popular size, the classic couch throw.
Large · 60″ × 80″: covers the top of a queen bed or wraps two people on the couch.
Every size is woven from 100% premium cotton with fringed edges. Mix sizes freely; they all count toward Buy 2, Get 1 FREE.
Product Description:
Because sometimes, Earth is just a bit too much. The Personalized Alien “Beam Me Up” Woven Blanket features two quirky cartoon aliens with a colorful retro-futuristic vibe, accompanied by the bold and relatable message:
“BEAM ME UP, [NAME] NEEDS A BREAK.”
Whether you’re gifting it to a stressed-out mom, tired teacher, or just someone with a sense of cosmic humor, this blanket is guaranteed to get a laugh—and maybe a few jealous stares.
Made in USA
Product Highlights:
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Customizable with a person’s name for a hilarious personal touch
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Vibrant alien-themed design with cartoon characters and playful text
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Made with high-quality woven cotton yarn and finished with soft fringe
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Perfect as a lighthearted gift for birthdays, holidays, or self-care days
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Ideal for lounging, decorating a chair, or wrapping up during a much-needed break from Earth
Product Specifications:
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Material: 100% cotton yarn with colorful woven texture and fringe
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Sizes: Available in 37x52", 50x60", and 60x80"
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Note: Yarn color limitations may result in minor differences from the digital artwork
Each blanket is custom-made, full of personality, and woven to bring joy—because sometimes you just need to say, “I’m outta here.”
Common Questions
How does Buy 2, Get 1 FREE work?
Add any 3 personalized woven blankets to your cart. Mix any designs and sizes, including photo blankets. The lowest-priced blanket is free, applied automatically at checkout. No code needed. One free blanket per order; can’t be combined with other discount codes.
When will my blanket arrive?
Each blanket is woven to order in 2–4 business days, then ships free within the U.S. in 2–5 business days. Need it sooner? Choose Express (1–2 business days) at checkout.
What is it made of, and how do I wash it?
100% premium cotton. Your design is woven into the fabric, not printed, so it won’t crack, peel, or fade. Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle; air dry or tumble dry low. No bleach.
Can I return a personalized blanket?
Because each blanket is made just for you, personalized items can’t be returned once production starts, so please double-check spelling, names, and dates. If your blanket arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, email admin@funlifenow.com and we’ll make it right.
Can I ship it directly as a gift?
Yes. Enter the recipient’s address at checkout. Each order ships to one address, so place separate orders for different addresses.
More questions? See all FAQs or email admin@funlifenow.com.
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Made by Our Family for Yours
Hi, we're Chad & Annie Williams. Chad designs every FunLifeNow blanket himself here in Bellingham, Washington, and each one is woven to order in the USA from 100% premium cotton. We're a small family business with our kids Hannah and Carl, and every order means a lot to us. Read our story →
More Than a Blanket — It’s Personal
What makes FunLifeNow truly different isn’t just how our blankets are made — it’s what they represent. Whether it’s a gift, a memory, or a moment, every blanket is designed to connect people, celebrate stories, and create lasting meaning.
Because the best blankets don’t just keep you warm — they bring you closer.